roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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GONNA

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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go go gadget

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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