- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Gadaffi

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What is brown and smells? Poop

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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