What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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A homeless person dies.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Pianca going ham

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Anti Joke

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