What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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GAY PEOPLE

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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haha.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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666 im christian

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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