A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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you are gay

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Womens rights.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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