- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

two fish are in a tank.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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