once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

WNBA

Whoa! A talking carrot!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Knock knock Come in!

yo mama so fat she's fat

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Black people

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

sweaty black guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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