- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Why did the bunny eat his food

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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