How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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A black person in the NHL

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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you will die someday

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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