Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

a black father

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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