What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Canada's army

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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World Of Warcraft

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