What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Haha pizza

Adam Sandler.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

go go gadget

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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