Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Get in the van

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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