Tacos

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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sweaty black guy

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Google Doodles

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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