A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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drugs.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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