Women Drivers.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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i have 2 penises

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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