A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Women's Basketball.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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