- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Fuck her

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Brittney Spears

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Josh kissing a girl

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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