- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

newt gingrich

What do you call Obama? - the president

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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