Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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no u

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Fuck her

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WNBA

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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