A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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your momma's an antijoke

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A black person in the NHL

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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