- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

American Idol

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

The glass is half an hour.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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