Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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a little girl gets raped

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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