How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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womens rights!

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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whats gay ? you

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a black guy leaves prison

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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