What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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What should I name my dog?

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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