- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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