Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Black people are clen.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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