Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

God.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Covietz has a large penis

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Yeah, totally.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

shut up

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Knock knock Come in!

Google Doodles

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

A Muslim blows up a bar

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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