- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Knock Knock! Come in.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

Anal cheese curds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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