- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Gadaffi

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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