Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Poopsack Jones

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Windows Vista

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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George W. Bush

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Penis

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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