What did you say? I don't know.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Women's rights

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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