I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Women's rights.

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Windows Vista

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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two fish are in a tank.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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