A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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