Tacos

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Penis in a box.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Time flies like a banana.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Your Mom

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Anti Joke

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