- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Working hard or hardly working????

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

What is brown and sticky?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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