- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Golf.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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