what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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i hate you.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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memes

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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