Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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womens rights!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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