Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Anal cheese curds.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Water, please.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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