Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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My butt!!!!

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Anal cheese curds.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Water, please.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

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