Women's Basketball.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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KEVIN HART

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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