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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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