Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

potato farming

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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stuff and dogs {()}

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Working hard or hardly working????

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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