- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Black people are clen.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Women"s Rights

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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