Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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