snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Anti jokes.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

This is not Will Smith.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

Chaney is a dumb b****

Star Wars

Obama.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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