whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

steves legs

What's gay and gay? Joe

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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