What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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dead babies

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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no u

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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