Osama Bin Laden dies.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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austins gay lolololol

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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