Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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jack shine has boobs

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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balls in ya mouf

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Time flies like a banana.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Poopsack Jones

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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