Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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A man walks into a bar.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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A van drives into a car.

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knock knock Come in.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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