- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

25

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

My butt!!!!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

like facebook.com/john maon

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??