What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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your mother is so lesbian

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Patrick is gay

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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