- Anti Joke

A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of