My butt!!!!

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What flys? A fly

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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9/11

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My mom's dead

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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