What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Communism

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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8=D

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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