- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

I love Ciara!

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Adam Sandler.

come along children

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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