Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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i wish i was a tree !

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Anal cheese curds.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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