It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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memes

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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dead babies

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whats gay ? you

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your mother is so lesbian

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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im black

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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