- Anti Joke

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman stays home

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

8=D

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.