Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

My mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

You know George Washington? He died.

A guy is playing cod

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

ollie is a fag so are you

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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