Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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