Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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women's lacrosse.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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