Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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cot!

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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