Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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So dont touch it

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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