If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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obama is a good president

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Avery has crabs.

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