- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Hitler is my role model

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

"Hello." "Hi."

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Women

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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