*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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austins gay lolololol

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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