yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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