- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Penis jokes.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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