Jokes are funny.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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boobs

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ps3

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Patrick is gay

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Anti Joke

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