How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Amputations.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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