killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Anal cheese curds.

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the guy below me is gay

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Bumsniffer

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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