Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Hey

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potato farming

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My Girlfriend

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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