Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

A man. That is all.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Your mom

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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