guess what? chicken butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A fat boy walked into a party

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

My mom just died....

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

b

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Poopsack Jones

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

planking.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops