Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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My Girlfriend

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Anti Joke

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