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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cory is gay

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

MICHAEL

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Chayton

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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