if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Steve Jobs.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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