- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

My mom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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