Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

You know George Washington? He died.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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