- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

brett is a dick

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

How do magnets work?

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Penis

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Chuck Norris

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Looks through the peephole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

French people

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