Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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