Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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what time is it rape time

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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