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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

A baby seal walks into a club.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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