Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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