Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Get in the van

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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