- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

women's rights

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Homework.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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