Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Knock Knock No one answers....

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Vagina-Boob

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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