- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Hitler was Jewish.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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