What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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cms.......?????

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What is a question?

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Baseball

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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