Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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women's rights.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Penis!

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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