Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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I'm gay.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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This is not a good joke.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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knock knock Come in.

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A jew went to Germany.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Justin Bieber

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69

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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