- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Star Wars

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Susie has Autism

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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