a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Yeah, totally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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