A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Knock, knock. Come in!

Sit on Santas lap Boner

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

S.O.P.A

Working hard or hardly working????

tim rafter died no one cared

Your doorbell is broken.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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