- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Asians

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

whos gay? you are

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

T-Dog scare me

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

The horse said "nay."

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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