What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Will you marry me?

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Anti Joke

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