What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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