How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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