What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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