- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

a man walked out of church and said F***!

brett is a dick

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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