What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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