- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Left. That one direction...

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

women leaving the kitchen

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

whats funny? ebola and 911

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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