Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

whos gay? you are

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Asians

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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