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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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