A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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