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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Sex. That is all.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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