-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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robin, get in the car.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What's up? The sky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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