- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

A Mexican walks into a club.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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