Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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stuff and dogs {()}

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Hey, Max!!

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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It says so on your cap.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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