What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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