What's up? The sky.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Frown is a four letter word.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The Economy

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Woman's Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

maddie latino

thumb_up thumb_down +3

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the chicken cross the road?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock Knock It's Open!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops