- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Sex. That is all.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

NEVER

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

The WNBA.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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