- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Knock knock runs away laughing

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

minced oaths

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

How do u shit With ur ass

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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