I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Tennesse

whats funny? ebola and 911

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Penis jokes.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

women leaving the kitchen

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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