- Anti Joke

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

weiner? balls

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Knock, knock. Come in!

To mamas so fat shes fat

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind