A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What sucks?

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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ps3

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Anti Joke

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