Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Sex. That is all.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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The WNBA.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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