- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Your mother

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

42.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

minced oaths

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Amputations.

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