- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What's up? The sky.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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