- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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