- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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