If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What is worse than hell?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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