How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Don't think of granny porn

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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AVI IS A FAG

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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