a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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