"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Tennesse

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

1234 5

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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