- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Women's rights.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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