what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

a black father

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

9/11/2001

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Your mom

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

WTF BOOOOOM

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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