A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

thumb_up thumb_down +34

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

thumb_up thumb_down +34

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

thumb_up thumb_down +30

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +30

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What sucks?

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Pickles

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops