boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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math test 2=2

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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