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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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