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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

+24

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

+24

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

+24

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

+24

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

+24

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

+22

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Chaney is a dumb b****

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

25

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Penis!

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do u shit With ur ass

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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