why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Hellen Keller

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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ps3

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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